Four Doctor's

Japanese doctor says

'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out
of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for JOB in six
weeks.'

A China doctor says

'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in
another, and have him looking for JOB in four weeks.

A Singaporean doctor says

'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a
heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for JOB in two weeks.'

The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says

'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, out
from Kepala Batas, Penang , put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now
half the country is looking for JOB.'

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