GREAT LETTER---READ IT AND ENJOY---

*****I SAW THIS LETTER....STRAIGHT AWAY I KNEW WHO I SHOULD VOTE FOR...IDIOTS....SEE YOU IN HELL ZAINAL ARFIN....**************

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RASA SAYANG REMIX...........

Rasuah sayang ehRasuah Sayang Sayang eh,
He lihat Pak Lah tidurRasa sayang sayang eh,
Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
Kalau salah you duduk diam - diam.

Rasuah sayang ehRasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Zam bodoh rasa sayang sayang eh
Zainuddin kita nak marah al - jazeera,
tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,Mungkinkah belajar dari Mara,
Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.

Rasuah sayangEh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
Eh lihat parliment rasa sayang sayang eh
Parliment kita macam zoo negara,Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,

Rasuah SayangEh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat rempit jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Khari kata rempit sangat terer,Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.

Rasuah sayang eh rasuah sayang sayang eh

Eh lihat bola kita jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,Sekarang main macam ketam,
Kalah 5 - 1 kepada Cina,Semalam pula kalah kepada vietnam.

Rasuah Sayang EhRasuah Sayang Sayang Eh
Eh lihat Indonesia jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Rasa sayang milik indonesiaMalaysia kata mereka punya
Otak engkau lagu ini milik kita
Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya

Rasuah sayang ehrasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat polis jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Bila nak tiba hari rayaPolis kita merata rata
Muka mereka semacam sajaBagi IC dan ringgit

MalaysiaRasuah sayang ehrasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur rasa sayang sayang eh
Air di Johor melimpah limpahPak lah beli rumah di Australia
Bila Mahathir kita marah
Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.

Rasuah sayangEh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia hancur rasa sayang sayang eh.

**********GOT IT IN THE MAIL************

Ah Beng's letter to Ah Lian----VERY TOUCHING---

Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find. You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly. You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now.
Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to may nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to karah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family. I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me.

Goo bye.....

Worm regard,

Ah Beng

*******************************GLOSSARY***************************

Wrong---Long

chain-Change

wok--Work/walk ---I also not sure

soft where--software

may nonut--Mcdonald

karah ok--Karaoke

sellerbread--Celebrate

annie wear sari--anniversary

e-meow ---email

ketchup--catch up

Worm--Warm

(got this in the mail.....sempoi)

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

BROKEBRACK MOUNTAIN.....

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

'Now take off my boots.'

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.'

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.'

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

'Now take off my bra.'

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

*******NOT MINE....GOT IT IN THE MAIL*******