GREAT LETTER---READ IT AND ENJOY---

*****I SAW THIS LETTER....STRAIGHT AWAY I KNEW WHO I SHOULD VOTE FOR...IDIOTS....SEE YOU IN HELL ZAINAL ARFIN....**************

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RASA SAYANG REMIX...........

Rasuah sayang ehRasuah Sayang Sayang eh,
He lihat Pak Lah tidurRasa sayang sayang eh,
Budak mongolia di luar pagar,
Ambil C4 tolong bombkan,
Saya budak baru nak mengajar,
Kalau salah you duduk diam - diam.

Rasuah sayang ehRasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Zam bodoh rasa sayang sayang eh
Zainuddin kita nak marah al - jazeera,
tapi sendiri tak berpengetahuan,Mungkinkah belajar dari Mara,
Kerana jawapannya macam ketam.

Rasuah sayangEh rasuah sayang sayang Eh
Eh lihat parliment rasa sayang sayang eh
Parliment kita macam zoo negara,Penuh dengan banyak binatang,
Ada beruk, monyet dan kera,Kalau pergi sana bawalah kacang,

Rasuah SayangEh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat rempit jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Khari kata rempit sangat terer,Mereka ialah mat cemerlang,
Otaknya sekarang entah mana,
Mungkin nak jadi rempit di longkang.

Rasuah sayang eh rasuah sayang sayang eh

Eh lihat bola kita jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Dulu kita main bola peringkat antarabangsa,Sekarang main macam ketam,
Kalah 5 - 1 kepada Cina,Semalam pula kalah kepada vietnam.

Rasuah Sayang EhRasuah Sayang Sayang Eh
Eh lihat Indonesia jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Rasa sayang milik indonesiaMalaysia kata mereka punya
Otak engkau lagu ini milik kita
Kita punya Rasuah sayang sebenarnya

Rasuah sayang ehrasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat polis jauh rasa sayang sayang eh
Bila nak tiba hari rayaPolis kita merata rata
Muka mereka semacam sajaBagi IC dan ringgit

MalaysiaRasuah sayang ehrasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh lihat Pak Lah tidur rasa sayang sayang eh
Air di Johor melimpah limpahPak lah beli rumah di Australia
Bila Mahathir kita marah
Dia kata rumah itu orang lain pula.

Rasuah sayangEh rasuah sayang sayang eh
Eh Malaysia hancur rasa sayang sayang eh.

**********GOT IT IN THE MAIL************

Ah Beng's letter to Ah Lian----VERY TOUCHING---

Dear Ah Lian

Thanks you for your letter. Wrong time no see you. How everything? For me, I am quiet find. You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick kok soo, hope you can wok properly. You know, Ah Kau Kia working in a soft where company now.
Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his friend to may nonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to karah ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright. Next week, my father mother going to sellerbread 20 years annie wear sari. My father mother going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family. I only hope one day we no need to write and send letter to you and to me. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon. And when you got time, please few free to call me.

Goo bye.....

Worm regard,

Ah Beng

*******************************GLOSSARY***************************

Wrong---Long

chain-Change

wok--Work/walk ---I also not sure

soft where--software

may nonut--Mcdonald

karah ok--Karaoke

sellerbread--Celebrate

annie wear sari--anniversary

e-meow ---email

ketchup--catch up

Worm--Warm

(got this in the mail.....sempoi)

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY

BROKEBRACK MOUNTAIN.....

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.

She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.

He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well.

Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.'

The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her.

'Unbutton my blouse and take it off,' she said.

Trembling, he did as she directed.

'Now take off my boots.'

He did as she asked, ever so slowly.

'Now take off my socks.'

He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.

'Now take off my skirt.'

He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.

'Now take off my bra.'

Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.

Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.'

*******NOT MINE....GOT IT IN THE MAIL*******

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.



WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally."


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.



MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor,
“It is essential that husbands and wives know each other’s likes and dislikes.”
He addressed the man,
“Can you name your wife’s favorite flower?”
Tom leaned over, touched his wife’s arm gently and whispered, “It’s Pillsbury, isn’t it?”



CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own, so can she.

(I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)



WIFE VS. HUSBAND

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and
neither of them wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,
the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."



WORDS

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"



CREATION

A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!



WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.

"HEBREWS"



The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him
at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.



God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece

***** Got it in the Mail, Sempoi*****

Magic URL

Do the following

1. Go to Google / Yahoo

2. Click images

3. Type "flowers" or any other word of ur choice whose images u like :-)

4. You will get a page which is having full of images

5. Then delete the URL from the address bar and paste the below script

javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI=document.images ; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i

6. See the magic